When the residents test me on a bad day
Going back to my room after 2am rounds
Watching people return from a night out as I sit...
Wildflower: Father I stretch my hands to thee, no... →
jadoredjour: Me: God, can I ask You a question? God: Sure Me: Promise You won’t get mad … … … God: I promise Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today? God: What do u mean? Me: Well, I woke up late God: Yes Me: My car took forever to start God: Okay Me: at lunch they made my sandwich…
forever-and-alwayss: what people say teenage years involve: partying sneaking out getting drunk what mine involved: eating sleeping internet crying
Next time you tell a joke and no one laughs, say:
“I guess that joke was a lot like sex. I get it and you don’t.”