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(Source: fuckyeahragetoons, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
(Source: scripted-reality, via imarieh)
Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won’t get mad
… … …
God: I promiseMe: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich…